In one possible universe, I could see myself doing this:
Nature Physics editor.
It's funny how the first thought I had was that moving to England probably was a dumb idea, and second, that it probably didn't pay that well.
On second thought, though, I bet they do pay decent; plus, weak dollar!
For a guy who digs on both science and writing/reading, this could be a decent gig. My quest to become Cornelius Bear would be in full motion.