Wretched

Is there anything more pathetic than waiting in line on the dirty
streets of Adams Morgan to get a chance to eat at Pasta Mia? For
those not in the know, it's DC's own Soup Nazi, in the form of a
mediocre pasta joint that makes people wait in line for its nightly
"sittings."

What-ev-ah. You'll catch me in that line when hell freezes over.